Heavy rains cause landslide in Italy, in February this year.
Laundry stain removal guide
Blood – Spill more blood around area of stain so it won’t stand out as much.
Ink – Fall to knees and plead, “Why, God, why? Why dost thou test me so?”
Grass – Write the name of your liquid detergent on stain. Wash. Hold up to camera, and show off the unbelievable results.
Mud – Place large iron-on NASCAR patch over stain. Apply heat for 60 seconds.
Tomato Sauce – Take out the mook responsible for your tomato-sauce stain by executing him gangland-style in the back of the head. Capeche?
Coffee – Rub cream and sugar into stain. Apply oral suction. Enjoy rich, robust coffee-stain flavor.
Wine – Apply mixture of 1/2 rum and 1/2 Coke to self until you no longer care about some little freaking stain.
Chewing Gum – Using permanent marker, draw dotted line around stain. Cut carefully on dotted line.
Nail Polish – Nail-polish stains are actually quite lovely. Why not leave them in for a pleasing “homecrafted” look?
Abominable snowman found in dog’s butt
I noticed this figure in Trixie’s butt a while back. I’ve been trying to figure out just what it is. I think it’s more like a Yeti, or Abominable Snowman.
Note: Trixie’s butt is not Photoshopped in any way. That is her natural coloring and hairstyle.
Or is it an Eskimo?
Or is it Kenny from South Park?
Meeting me – Meeting you
… and meeting KLAW again too.
I had to pleasure of meeting Cowracer (Tim) [the big fella on the left] tonight along with KLAW at the Tilted Kilt. Also pictured is our waitress. Tim is a real nice guy who is very easy to talk to. He rides a Harley and doesn’t live far from me. We talked about riding to Shady Jacks Saloon in downtown St. Louis sometime in the near future.
I could only stay for about an hour as I had another engagement to attend, but I was there long enough to enjoy some good hot wings and a few beers.
It was my pleasure gentlemen.