A butcher was shooing a dog from his shop, when he saw a £10, and a note, in the dog’s mouth, reading: Eight lamb chops, please.”

Amazed, he took the money, put a bag of chops into the dog’s mouth, and quickly closed the shop.

He followed the dog and watched him wait for a green light, the dog then looked both ways before trotting across the road to a bus-stop.

The dog then checked the bus timetable whilst sitting on the bench.

When a bus arrived, he walked around to the front and looked up at the number, then boarded the bus.

The butcher followed, totally dumbstruck! As the bus travelled out into the suburbs, the dog looked out of the window to take in the scenery.

After a while he stood on his back paws to push the “stop” bell, and then the butcher followed him off.

The dog went up to a house and dropped his bag on the step barking repeatedly.

No answer.

He went back down the path, took a big run, and threw himself -whap!- against the door.

He did this time and time again.

Still, no answer.

He then jumped on a wall, walked around the garden, barked repeatedly at a window, jumped off, and waited at the front door. Eventually, a very small guy opened it and started cursing and shouting at the dog.

The butcher ran up screaming at the guy: “What the hell are you doing? That dog’s a genius!”

The owner responds, “Genius? Genius my arse. That’s the second time this week he’s forgotten his bloody keys!”

Thanks, Lee!