Exercise and aging

Senior1Walking can add minutes to your life.  This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
 
The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
 
I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I’m doing..
  
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.  Haven’t lost a pound.  Apparently you have to go there.
 
Every time I hear the dirty word ‘exercise’, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
 
The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they’ll say, ‘Well, she looks good doesn’t she.’
 
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
  
I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,…… just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older, because there’s a lot more information in our heads. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
  
“Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave,
“I look just fine.”

Thanks Gene

Are YOU a psychopath?

This is a story about a girl.
While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much the dream guy that she was searching for that she fell in love with him immediately.
However, she never asked for his name or number and afterward could not find anyone who knew who he was.
A few days later the girl killed her own sister.

Question: Why did she kill her sister?

First, find your own answer to this question…. then check out the answer after the break.

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