God enjoys a good laugh

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother

2. He liked Gospel

3. He didn’t get a fair trial

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father’s business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands

2. He had wine with His meals

3. He used olive oil

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature

2. He ate a lot of fish

3. He talked about the Great Spirit

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married..

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

 

But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.

 

Can I get an AMEN!!

Thanks Gene

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75 Benny Hinn knockouts

I counted (as best I could) every knockdown by Evangelist Benny Hinn at this video from a performance during the Miracle Crusade last week in South Carolina.  Here were my tabulated results:

64 Direct Knockdowns
10 (approx) gang knockdowns with a sweeping gesture
1 indirect knockdown (must have gone thru the person next to him)
4 Hits but not knockdowns (second hit took them down)

The very first guy obviously was hit (or bit) before the video starts but I only counted the second one on the clip.

Why did I do this? J-Walk offered a free Excel book to whoever counted all the knockdowns.  I wasn’t the first to answer, so I probably didn’t win  the book.  But to sit and watch this thing and do all that math I probably deserve one…. heck probably two.

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Top 10 reasons why beer is better than religion

Mug10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don’t force Beer on minors who can’t think for themselves.

6. When you have Beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody’s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer.

4. You don’t have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can’t lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you’ve devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you.

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