Chemistry question

During an exam of Chemistry, one of the question was:

Which is the difference between a solution and a dissolution?

 
One of the student’s answer:

If we put two of our politicians in a tank full of acid, we’ll obtain a dissolution.  But if we place all of our politicians inside, that will be a solution.

Thanks Mike (from Spain)

At the bar…

Woman at barHaving already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, “Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, it doesn’t matter to me. I just love it.”

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, “No kidding. I’m in Congress too. What state are you from?”

Thanks Gene

The last 4 letters…

It’s funny that I didn’t notice this before:
 
The last 4 letters in American is…
 I CAN
 
 The last 4 letters in Republican is…
 I CAN
 
 The last 4 letters in Democrats is…
 RATS

Thanks Gene