You Girl Scouts got a business license?

I happen to be driving behind this cop yesterday in the parking lot at the grocery store. He stopped in a red No Parking Zone (which is basically the lane we were driving in), put it in park and proceeded to heft his weight out and waddle up to the curb there.

I had to go around him and his fully open door to get to the parking spot I parked in to take this pic.

I’m sure he was just buying his daily allowance of sweets here – but thought of this funnier title.

Cop needs new excuse

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I’m too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”

The old gentleman paused. Then he said, “Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”

“Have a good day, sir,” replied the trooper

Thanks DJ