This seems about right as far as the US goes.
(I‘ve lost the name of who sent this to me. So, thank you, anonymous donor.)
Language
A real smart ass…
Thanks, Jeff M
A plain plane playin’ a plane in a plane plane
A downright ordinary aircraft that’s pretending to be a wood-shaping device in a flat landscape spiritual world.
Police police police police police
Interpreted as: Police monitor police monitoring police monitoring.
Accidental Oops!
Thanks, odo
Read / Read
Thanks, Erik