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Jokes
Beans
During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, “Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.”
He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.
The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go.
It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable!
Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table, with their hands to their noses, chorused, “Happy Birthday!”



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Planted – A Joke
Ben is serving term in prison for fraud. One day he receives a letter from his father, Maurice
Dear Ben,
It looks like I won’t be able to plant anything in the garden this year. I am growing too old to do any digging without your help. Looking forward to your early release.
Love, Dad
Ben replies:
Dear Dad,
Please don’t dig up the garden – that’s where I hid the money. Be patient and wait until I get out.
Love, Ben
At 4am, the police show up at Maurice’s house and dig up the entire garden. Two days later, Maurice receives another letter from Ben:
Dear Dad,
Now the garden has been dug up, you can start to plant your garden. It’s the best I could do from here.
Love, Ben