Do you want to tell them or should I?
These awesome pumpkins were done by a man named Ray Villafane. He has an online tutorial on how he does these carvings.
No, really, it is. Ask a Stupid Question Day
Here are some examples of stupid questions:
I should be riding home from Indiana today. What are you doing?
Happy Canada Day Weekend to our neighbors to the north.
Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. ~Ruth E. Renkel
It is much easier to become a father than to be one. ~Kent Nerburn
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. ~Mark Twain
Father! – to God himself we cannot give a holier name. ~William Wordsworth
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person: he believed in me. ~Jim Valvano
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard for posterity. ~ Jean Paul Richter
Father taught us that opportunity and responsibility go hand in hand. I think we all act on that principle; on the basic human impulse that makes a man want to make the best of what’s in him and what’s been given him. ~Laurence Rockefeller
One father is worth more than a hundred schoolmasters. ~George Herbert
My father didn’t tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. ~Clarence Budington Kelland
I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father’s protection. ~Sigmund Freud
My father always told me, “Find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.” ~Jim Fox
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. ~Bill Cosby
A man’s worth is measured by how he parents his children. What he gives them, what he keeps away from them, the lessons he teaches and the lessons he allows them to learn on their own. ~Lisa Rogers
You don’t have to deserve your mother’s love. You have to deserve your father’s. He’s more particular. ~Robert Frost
It is easy for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. ~Pope John XXIII
Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow. ~Reed Markham
That is the thankless position of the father in the family-the provider for all, and the enemy of all. ~August Strindberg
The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a credit to them. ~Bertrand Russell
The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. ~Tim Russert
Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn’t teach me everything he knows. ~Al Unser, Jr.
It is a wise father that knows his own child. ~William Shakespeare
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. ~Enid Bagnold
Why are men reluctant to become fathers? They aren’t through being children. ~Cindy Garner
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong. ~Charles Wadsworth
Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. ~Jack Baker
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. ~Bill Cosby
The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother’s always a Democrat.” ~Robert Frost
The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his sons, berates them, shakes his antlers, paws the ground, snorts, runs them off into the underbrush, but when his daughter puts her arm over his shoulder and says, ‘Daddy, I need to ask you something,’ he is a pat of butter in a hot frying pan. ~Garrison Keillor
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. ~Robert Orben
It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. ~Johann Schiller
It doesn’t matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. ~Anne Sexton
A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be. ~Frank A. Clark
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. ~Rev. Theodore Hesburgh
Love and fear. Everything the father of a family says must inspire one or the other. ~Joseph Joubert
Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes. ~Gloria Naylor
At a time of reproductive freedom for women, fatherhood must be more than a matter of DNA. A man must choose to be a father in the same way that a woman chooses to be a mother. ~Mel Feit
A man knows he is growing old because he begins to look like his father. ~Gabriel Garcia Marquez
To support mother and father, to cherish wife and children, and to have a simple livelihood; this is greatest blessing. ~Buddha
Every year on the 17th of May Norwegians celebrate their Independence Day.
But how did Norwegians gain their independence?
Fifteen years ago today, we held visitation for my mom. She passed away on Friday, May 11, 1995. That Sunday, May 13th, was Mother’s Day. She was buried the following day. I joked with a friend that was visiting and paying his respects, that he probably got his mom a plant for Mother’s Day, while I was planting my mom.
I miss you Mom.
Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there.