.Funny

At the bar…

Woman at barHaving already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, “Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, it doesn’t matter to me. I just love it.”

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, “No kidding. I’m in Congress too. What state are you from?”

Thanks Gene

Tough boy Floyd

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B&P reader and photographer Aubrey posted these pictures on her Facebook page.  She writes: 

The pics were actually just pranks I used to pull on my exboyfriend… 🙂 He always treated “Floyd” like he was one of the dudes, like a “tough guy” so when he’d head off to work…that’s when Floyd would dress up as a girl and wear costumes 😉
 
Too funny!