John got a call the day before the Superbowl from his coworker, Steve, saying he had an extra ticket to the game and inviting him to go. John was surprised, since he barely ever talked to Steve, but hey, it’s the Superbowl, so he said yes.

The next day they’re at the game, right on the fifty yard line, and John yells out, “Who was crazy enough to give up this ticket?”

Steve said, “Actually, my wife was supposed to be here with me, but she passed recently.”

John felt like an idiot, apologized, and said, “Don’t you have any family members you could have invited.”

Steve shook his head. “They’re all at the funeral.”