You Girl Scouts got a business license?

I happen to be driving behind this cop yesterday in the parking lot at the grocery store. He stopped in a red No Parking Zone (which is basically the lane we were driving in), put it in park and proceeded to heft his weight out and waddle up to the curb there.

I had to go around him and his fully open door to get to the parking spot I parked in to take this pic.

I’m sure he was just buying his daily allowance of sweets here – but thought of this funnier title.