2 thoughts on “Three Little Pigs”

  1. A physician was fortunate to be able to walk to and from the hospital he works at. On the way home, he would stop at a bar and get an almond daiquiri. After he finished his drink, he would pay and continue walking home.

    This became a habit and went on for months.

    One day, the bar tender sees the doctor coming so he starts getting the ingredients together for his drink. To his horror, he realizes he is out of almonds–but had other nuts, so he used one.

    The physician sat down, ordered his drink, then took a sip. Unfortunately, something was off, so he asked why.

    “Well,” said the barkeep, “I was out of almonds, so it is a hickory daiquiri, Doc.”

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