Ben is serving term in prison for fraud. One day he receives a letter from his father, Maurice
Dear Ben,
It looks like I won’t be able to plant anything in the garden this year. I am growing too old to do any digging without your help. Looking forward to your early release.
Love, Dad
Ben replies:
Dear Dad,
Please don’t dig up the garden – that’s where I hid the money. Be patient and wait until I get out.
Love, Ben
At 4am, the police show up at Maurice’s house and dig up the entire garden. Two days later, Maurice receives another letter from Ben:
Dear Dad,
Now the garden has been dug up, you can start to plant your garden. It’s the best I could do from here.
Love, Ben
Yeah except a gigantic mess, down to clay and lumps all over isn’t preparing a garden bed.