Could be the Loch Ness monster’s dork.
I knew a radiologist who had a bone about 18 inches long that he used to test X-ray equipment with. It was a long hallow bone, it was a penis bone from a sperm whale.
I thought you were just kidding at first (whoever heard of a penis bone?) … but no, you’re telling the honest truth.
google Whale Baculum to see images of it.
Problem is …. what would a whale be doing in a Loch in Scotland? or is it actually connected to the sea?