- Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
- Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead.
- You can’t spell virus without U and I.
- Baby, do you need toilet paper because I’m your Prince Charmin.
- I saw you from across the bar. Stay there.
- Without you, my life is empty as a supermarket shelf.
- Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?
- You can’t spell quarantine without “U-R-A-Q-T”.