Two scientists walk into a bar. The bartender asks what they would like to drink. The first scientist says “I’ll have a glass of H2O please.”
The second scientist says “I’ll have H2O too.”
The second scientist dies.
Thanks, Keith
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No, the barman gave them both water. Because he was able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context
Not quite as funny.
He made a chemistry joke but there was no reaction
This was the version my chemistry teacher in high school used; I’ve heard it several times over the years… another of his ‘chemistry’ jokes was:
“Johnny was a chemist’s son, but Johnny is no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4”
H2SO4 is sulphuric acid; both are colorless liquids that look identical side by side in a beaker but behave very differently if you drink them.
It’s probably because my chemistry teacher told a lot of those sorts of jokes; chemistry is a dry and tedious subject and the jokes were corny in the same way as most ‘dad’ jokes tend to be…
There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those that understand binary; and those that don’t.
How do you spot the chemist in the bathroom?
They’re the ones that wash their hands before they use the urinal
The 4 most common elements in the human body are Carbon (C), Hydrogen (H), Oxygen (O) and Sodium (Na).
Which is why NaCHO’s are so delicious.
Optimists see the glass as half full
Pessimists see the glass as half empty
Chemists see the glass containing 50% H2O, 39% N2, 10.5% O2, .44% Ar and 0.2% CO2
You may be getting tired of all the science jokes; but if it weren’t for physics I’d be unstoppable!!!