9 thoughts on “Two scientists walk into a bar…”

  1. No, the barman gave them both water. Because he was able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context

  2. This was the version my chemistry teacher in high school used; I’ve heard it several times over the years… another of his ‘chemistry’ jokes was:

    “Johnny was a chemist’s son, but Johnny is no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4”

    H2SO4 is sulphuric acid; both are colorless liquids that look identical side by side in a beaker but behave very differently if you drink them.

    It’s probably because my chemistry teacher told a lot of those sorts of jokes; chemistry is a dry and tedious subject and the jokes were corny in the same way as most ‘dad’ jokes tend to be…

  3. How do you spot the chemist in the bathroom?

    They’re the ones that wash their hands before they use the urinal

  4. The 4 most common elements in the human body are Carbon (C), Hydrogen (H), Oxygen (O) and Sodium (Na).

    Which is why NaCHO’s are so delicious.

  5. Optimists see the glass as half full
    Pessimists see the glass as half empty
    Chemists see the glass containing 50% H2O, 39% N2, 10.5% O2, .44% Ar and 0.2% CO2

  6. You may be getting tired of all the science jokes; but if it weren’t for physics I’d be unstoppable!!!

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