The only reason they say ‘Women and children first’ is to test the strength of the lifeboats. ~ Jean Kerr…
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. ~ Prince Philip…
Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. ~ Harrison Ford…
The best cure for Sea Sickness is to sit under a tree. ~ Spike Milligan…
Kill one man and you’re a murderer, kill a million and you’re a conqueror.
~ Jean Rostand…
Having more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million. ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger…
We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. ~ WH Auden…
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. ~ Betsy Salkind..
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. ~ Jonathan Winters…
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. ~ Robert Benchley…
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind – every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~ John Glenn…
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. ~ David Letterman…
I’m not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Actually, I’m a billionaire. ~ Howard Hughes…
Thanks, Dianne