Wishing each of you a safe, prosperous and happy New Year.
Wishing each of you a safe, prosperous and happy New Year.
Now I can have my cake and eat it too!
All the other scales are Fake News, it reads the weight you wish to be. My Wish Weight is 145, which I have not seen since 1973. Buy one today to create your own Happiness!
… and an example of male logic.
Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about three
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No.
Man: Where is your airplane?
From one of my favorite shows on television.
A CBS Sunday Morning tribute to those we lost in 2017.