Thoughts about kids…

  • -Shouting to make your children obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about the same results.
  • -The smartest advice on raising children is to enjoy them while they are still on your side.

  • -Grandparents are similar to a piece of string–handy to have around and easily wrapped around the fingers of grandchildren.

  • -There are three ways to get something done: Do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid your children to do it.

  • -Adolescence is the age when children try to bring up their parents.

  • -Cleaning your house while your kids are at home is like trying to shovel the driveway during a snowstorm.

  • -There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and his mother’s age.

  • -Adolescence is the age at which children stop asking questions because they know all the answers.

  • -An alarm clock is a device for awakening people who don’t have small children.

  • -If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called “labor”.
Thanks, Jarrod