3 thoughts on “Repent Now!”

  1. If all of the fornicators are in hell, heaven would be pretty damned boring, now wouldn’t it. Tell you what, heaven can have the activists and occupiers — except for the cute hippie chicks. They can stay, so long as they shave their armpits.

  2. Assuming this is a definitive list, I’m safe. Okay, there are a couple of those things I used to do, but don’t have time for anymore. So working my butt off has saved me!

    Then again, there are probably other things that could be added to this list that would condemn me and I’m not about to give anyone any ideas.

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