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  1. My wife has one of these little bastards. I can’t stand him and the feeling is mutual.

    They have 2,000 lbs of pressure in their jaws and can take a 2×4 and make splinters of it within minutes. When they want attention they will scream, it’s loud enough to wake the dead. He resides in the “guest bedroom” in the equivalent of a “Bird Condo” {a huge cage}. Beretta {the asshole} did this same exact thing one time. He felt he was left in there too long and chewed it to pieces.

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