What would you do if you knew you could get away with it?

Reddit asks the question.  Here are some of the answers:

  • I would roll a bowling ball down my street. I live in San Francisco and it’s a very steep street and a long way down.
  • I’d organize and carry out a multi-person robbery of a casino.
  • Steal. Just….just everything.
  • If I could get away with it, I would drive my car at its top speed just to see what it’s like.
  • I’d ask out every girl I liked in high school
  • Being from the UK, I would beat up a swan.
  • Sex in a Pottery Barn window display, after hours.
  • I’d probably yell at some children. Just cause you’re little doesn’t mean you can get away with anything, damnit!
  • Download a car.
  • Execute Nancy Grace live on air.
  • Keep a gun in the car and shoot people’s tires out if they don’t use their turn signals.

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What would you do if you knew you could get away with it?


18 thoughts on “What would you do if you knew you could get away with it?”

  1. Make Sarah Palin strip down to a bikini and walk around Time Square while holding a sign that says I’m hot and you know it!

  2. Not pay taxes, lock Justin Bieber and Simon Cowell together in a soundproof blind room and throw away the key, then rearrange all the direction signs across the universe.

  3. What the hell did the swan do? I understand they all belong to the queen, but that’s just cruel.

  4. All the violence and criminal activity? Some people are in dire need of Anger Management programs.

    First thought would be to do what Infidel would first think, but that is wrong too.

    Maybe catch a salmon with a barbed hook.

    • but it would be fun and I would pay to see Palin in a bikini but for the record Im not a big fan of her

      • Man, Palin is pushing the limits of even being a MILF. After 5-6 kids, no thanks. And to think she was a few votes and an assassination of seeing a nuke explode over Russia from her front porch.

        Anyway, I thought you had bigger boob ambitions.

    • The RIAA has an ad campaign where they ask “You wouldn’t download a car would you?” The thrust being downloading music is the same thing. Not many people have sympathy for them seeing they haul little kids and Grandmas into court, get ridiculous settlements and don’t give a penny to the artists they “represent”.

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