So the world is supposed to be ending today huh?

So the world is supposed to be ending today huh?

That’s bad. I never have found out who let the dogs out, the way to get to Sesame Street, why Dora doesn’t just use Google maps, why we don’t ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”, why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed, why “abbreviated” is such a long word, why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish washing liquid is made with real lemons, why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections, why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to? Why did Joanie love Chachi? If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? Does the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune? Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs? And just what is Victoria’s secret?

You see, the world just has to keep going. I have too many questions……

Thanks Jamie

13 thoughts on “So the world is supposed to be ending today huh?”

  1. Don’t forget why do we drive on parkway but park on a driveway? What do they ship Styrofoam in? What if the hokey-pokey really is what it’s all about? If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object?

  2. This seems like as good as any place for my rant.

    If the world is going to END, stocking up your bunker isn’t going to help you at all. And if it’s merely a world-changing event, why wouldn’t the calendar continue?

    /pedant mode

  3. I still want to know what’s love got to do with it? and Jesus! Who is zoomin Who? I did, however , find out that You can get here from there – I figured out it has something to do with the “T.”

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