Hostess Bakery plants shut down Friday the result of a union strike idling some 18,000 workers. The government will hire most all of these displaced employees.
- The State Department will hire the Twinkies
- The Secret Service gets the Ho Hos
- The generals will sleep with the Cupcakes
- All the Ding Dongs are going to Congress
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Those are some great “Zingers”!
It wasn’t closed because of a strike. It was closed due to financial mismanagement of millionaire executives who kept doubling and tripling their salaries even though they were too incompetent to keep the company viable.
hummm sound like congress…
I guess i’ll start eating Little Debbie. I hope nobody tells my wife.
is she legal?. . .
God, I hope so..
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