Hostess Bailout

Hostess Bakery plants shut down Friday the result of a union strike idling some 18,000 workers.  The government  will hire most all of these displaced employees.

  • The State Department will hire the Twinkies
  • The Secret Service gets the Ho Hos
  • The generals will  sleep with the Cupcakes
  • All the Ding Dongs are going to Congress

Thanks Gene


6 thoughts on “Hostess Bailout”

  1. It wasn’t closed because of a strike. It was closed due to financial mismanagement of millionaire executives who kept doubling and tripling their salaries even though they were too incompetent to keep the company viable.

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