5 thoughts on “Monkeys reject unequal pay”

  1. I think he’s wrong about the source of the ire between the monkeys. He says it is immoral to give them different “pay”. But this is more about jealousy. Is it moral to be jealous?

    • If a man and a woman both do the same job but the man gets paid more, would the woman not be jealous? Isn’t that the core of the entire idea of inequality?

      • Outside of the current White House and Pelosi’s office, where do women doing the same job as men make less money?

        The statistics I have seen compare all jobs that both men and women do and averaging the salaries. Since women tend to work in lower-paying jobs, their salary average would be lower than the men’s.

  2. My first thought was that the left monkey shouts, “Do you know who I am? I’m the monkey that’s gonna burn your house down! WITH THE CUCUMBER!”

    (Portal 2 joke)

Comments are closed.