18 thoughts on ““Jesus, Take The Wheel” Day”

  1. He’s sure doin’ a great job protecting all the believers who are killed in accidents, fires, & murders every day, and a lot of them died with their hands still on the wheel. I think even he’s gonna deem this particular bunch brain-dead. Maybe if we’re gonna allow abortion, we should make it retroactive in some cases.

  2. This is almost too good to be true! Harold Camping didn’t come up with this, did he? 😉

  3. Matt 4:7
    Jesus answered him, “It is also written: ‘Do not put the Lord your God to the test.'”

  4. The only problem I have with this is that innocent people on the roads (that would be the drivers who AREN’T participating) would be injured, and possibly killed, by this ridiculousness. I’m sure it is a hoax, though.

    Instead of putting their lives in jesus’s hands in a car, why not decide to step out of a 3rd story window over concrete in an abandoned part of town at an appointed time? If jesus loves you, he will surely carry you lightly to the ground. That way, you injure no one but yourself.

  5. On Reddit (you do know Reddit, right?) this is described as a “poe” which seems to be a particular type of hoax. Lettuce hope sew! 🙂

  6. They need to read their Bibles … Deuteronomy 6:16 “Do not put the Lord your God to the test as you did at Massah.”

  7. Me: God, why is there so much evil in the world?
    God: *holding a bottle of Chopin* Wha-…why is there so much…stupid…..*hic*..person..s….on…internet?….
    Me: God….You’re scarring me!!!
    God: Yeah well….passion of the christ scared the shit out of me! So now you know WHY i hate humanity!

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