Sometimes I just don’t understand the missus. It’s like she’s from another planet…
“..and I told them, you don’t need to abduct me to perform an anal probing!”
“Just wait till E.T. phones home, it makes me want to cry”..
?!?!? *dusts off my spaceship and go search for TWgirl!* LOL!
Left one is the dummy.
That’s it, I’m never touching tequila again! This is the second time I’ve woken up next to someone whose name I can’t pronounce.
That’s better than waking up next to your new spouse and you don’t know their name.
Several times in years long ago, I have been so drunk I didn’t know MY name!
Which one violates Arizona’s immigration law?
“What do you mean that’s not your hand?”
Close Encounters of the 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th Kind.
PeeWee And Sklyyyx – Siamese twins
So ET, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
OMG, I need a smoke!!!! That was great Anal.
what happens in Area 51- stays in Area 51….
(singing) Could have been the wisky, Might been the gin, Could have been the 3 or 4 6-packs I don’t know, but look at the mess I’m in…”
“It’s not what you think!”
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