“Just wait till E.T. phones home, it makes me want to cry”.. ?!?!? *dusts off my spaceship and go search for TWgirl!* LOL!
That’s it, I’m never touching tequila again! This is the second time I’ve woken up next to someone whose name I can’t pronounce.
(singing) Could have been the wisky, Might been the gin, Could have been the 3 or 4 6-packs I don’t know, but look at the mess I’m in…”
Sometimes I just don’t understand the missus. It’s like she’s from another planet…
“..and I told them, you don’t need to abduct me to perform an anal probing!”
“Just wait till E.T. phones home, it makes me want to cry”..
?!?!? *dusts off my spaceship and go search for TWgirl!* LOL!
Left one is the dummy.
That’s it, I’m never touching tequila again! This is the second time I’ve woken up next to someone whose name I can’t pronounce.
That’s better than waking up next to your new spouse and you don’t know their name.
Several times in years long ago, I have been so drunk I didn’t know MY name!
Which one violates Arizona’s immigration law?
“What do you mean that’s not your hand?”
LOL.
Close Encounters of the 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th Kind.
PeeWee And Sklyyyx – Siamese twins
So ET, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
LOL
OMG, I need a smoke!!!! That was great Anal.
what happens in Area 51- stays in Area 51….
🙂
(singing) Could have been the wisky, Might been the gin, Could have been the 3 or 4 6-packs I don’t know, but look at the mess I’m in…”
“It’s not what you think!”