4 thoughts on “Dear Gary…”

  1. Dear Dishes,

    I fear the time has come for us to part company. You’re going to goodwill and I’m going to paper and plastic.

    Love
    Gary

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  2. Dear Gary,

    You used me and made me feel so crumby.

    The place settings are coming with me, so you’re on your own if you ever again want a good fork. Good luck with that!

    Getting back together is hereby off the table.

    -Dishes

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  3. Dear Dishes,

    I think we have an opportunity for a cable reality show.
    The artificial conflict, sexual tension and some cussing would be a hit.

    Let me talk to my people.

    Stay dirty,
    Gary

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