4 thoughts on “Dear Gary…”

  1. Dear Dishes,

    I fear the time has come for us to part company. You’re going to goodwill and I’m going to paper and plastic.

    Love
    Gary

  2. Dear Gary,

    You used me and made me feel so crumby.

    The place settings are coming with me, so you’re on your own if you ever again want a good fork. Good luck with that!

    Getting back together is hereby off the table.

    -Dishes

  3. Dear Dishes,

    I think we have an opportunity for a cable reality show.
    The artificial conflict, sexual tension and some cussing would be a hit.

    Let me talk to my people.

    Stay dirty,
    Gary

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