1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2.. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night..
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying ‘Hey, guys, watch this’.
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are ‘Gentlemen, start your engines’.
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can’t get married to your sweetheart because there’s a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Thanks Johnny M
18. You read the above, and think, “Ya, so?”
I don’t know about the fridge outside, but most folks I know have one in the garage. They are for beer and beer only, sometimes a bottle or two.
Hey, I resemble that remark…
Awesome, where is your place? I should feel right at home.
19. You move from Alabama to Mississippi and the average IQ goes up in both states.
20. Your oldest son is in your high school classes.
Isn’t high school a 2 story building?
All of your salad/cereal bowls say Coolwhip.
You work with your shirt off and so does your husband.
For extra credit, Number 14 would be “One of your kids was conceived and born on the same pool table.”