The Barn Under Blue Skies

The barn

This barn sits on some property my parents owned on highway 67 in southeastern Missouri from about 1970 until 1990.  Our family built this barn in the early 1970s.  It’s the only building still standing on the 55 acre property.  It’s in pretty bad shape but it’s still standing.  My parent’s lived in a mobile home and had several small buildings and sheds which are all gone now.

They had recently made the highway a 4–lane divided highway (previously 2–lane) and we were worried that they would take most of the cleared area there, but it appears they added the other lanes on the other side of the highway.  The old highway used to go through several small towns but now the new highway bypasses the towns and you have to exit the highway to go to the towns.  The economy and the fact that the highway doesn’t go through anymore has meant the death of many of the small businesses that seemed to do well when we traveled that way fairly regularly back in the 70s and 80s.

CementeryAfter stopping at the farm we went on down the highway another 45 minutes to the cemetery where my parents are buried.  Their grave rests under this humongous tree.

It was an extremely clear day with a brisk breeze.

Not far from the barn we saw a brush fire alongside the highway.   What looked like 6 or 8 firefighters (in pickup trucks) got the fire under control quickly. 

Brush fire2

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Little Johnny

It was the last day before Christmas break and the 6th grade teacher doesn’t know what to do with the class on the last day. It’s about one hour to the final bell.
She comes up with a little game for the 6th graders. She’ll state a well know comment from a famous person and the first to name the famous person gets to go home early. Little Johnny is all excited. He knows that he’s the smartest person in the class and he’ll get the first answer and go home early.

So, the teacher says, class tell me who said “Four scores and seven years ago…” before she could finish, little Sarah shouts out, “Abraham Lincoln.” Very good Sarah, you can go home…. Have a nice holiday.

Little Johnny is upset. In his mind she should not have been given the point since she didn’t raise her hand. But, the next one is his.
Next, the teacher asks, class tell me who said “I have a dream…” again before she could finish and before Johnny could get a breath, little Nancy shouts out, “Martin Luther King.” Very good Nancy. You can go home. Have a nice holiday.

Johnny is really upset now. He’s fuming and doesn’t like these girls getting the best of him. The next one is his, no doubt about it.
The teacher turns back to the class and asks, tell me, who said “Ask not what….” Again, before she could finish, and just when Johnny was starting to yell out the name, little Emily shouts out, “John Kennedy.” Very good Emily, you can go home now. Have a happy holiday.

While the teacher was saying goodbye to Emily, Johnny was ready to burst! He couldn’t stand it anymore. He pounds his fists on the desk and yells out, “I WISH ALL THESE BITCHES WOULD KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT!!”

Startled, the teacher turns to the class and demands, WHO SAID THAT?? Quickly, Johnny stands up and says, “Herman Cain! Can I go home now??”

Thanks Gene

 

Sunday Confession – Friends With Benefits

Sunday confession

I said I’m ok with being friends with benefits after the break-up. Truth is, the sex is fantastic, the spark and attraction will always be there, but I want more.  He made the decisions to break it off, I didn’t want to.  I’m still deeply in love and want more than sex, but I’m not ready to give the sex up either.  The heart and mind are waging war while my body waves the red flag in surrender.

FWB

 

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Sunday Confession – 16 and In Love

Sunday confession

Any advice for a sixteen year old boy who thinks he is in love for the first time? i am just…

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Sunday Confession – True Love

Sunday confession

Many many years ago I got married because I thought it was the thing to do. I thought that I was truly in love. We have had a good marriage. There has been a lot of fun times and some bad times. About a year after we got married my wife introduced me to a relative (cousin) of hers. I knew the moment I saw her she was the one I was meant to be with. I’ve kept these feelings to myself all these years because I did not want to hurt anyone, especially the person I promised my life to. Just recently I found out (probably deep down knew all along) that the cousin felt the same way about me. Over the years we have seen each other at family gatherings and have never communicated our true feelings for each other. Now that we know how each other feels it it very hard not to see each other. We share feelings and thoughts thru email. Neither of us want to hurt the person who introduced us to each other. I am truly happy for the first time in my life when we are talking. The cousin is the most beautiful and wonderful person I have ever met. When she walks into a gathering, I get a warm feeling all over and cannot stop smiling. I thought I knew what happiness was all along. I was wrong. Now I know. I don’t know how long I can keep this secret. I am just afraid to cause anyone any pain. I have always thought I would rather be unhappy myself than hurt someone else. I don’t know anymore. Never have I had these kind of feelings before. Totally confusing. Maybe it’s time to start thinking about me for a change.

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New Year’s Open Mic

Open Mic New Year

Well I survived New Year’s Eve.  Just sat around and played cards until about 12:30.  I drank about a third of a bottle of American Honey Whiskey with soda (high balls)…. good stuff!   Watched TV until about 2 am and slept until 9 am this morning. 

Yesterday we did the Cemetery Tour.  We visited the graves of my granddaughter (died at birth in 1994) and my niece who drowned two and a half years ago.   We might go visit my parents grave today (about 2 hours away) today. 

The weather has turned cold and blustery today.  The last few days the temp has been at or near 60°F, but it started out at 54°F at midnight and has been dropping ever since.  It’s now about 40°.  A low tonight of 25° is expected and tomorrow night in the mid teens.  But it’s supposed to be dry for the next 10 days.