Why It’s Better To Be A Man

  • You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  • Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
  • Her Wedding dress – $5000. Your Tux rental – $100.
  • People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
  • The occasional well-rendered belch (or fart)is practically expected.
  • New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
  • One mood all the time.
  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  • You know stuff about tanks.
  • A five-day vacation requires only one small suitcase.
  • You can open all your own jars.
  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  • If someone forgets to invite you, he/she can still be your friend.
  • Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  • You almost never have strap problems in public.
  • You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
  • Everything on your face stays its original color.
  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
  • You only have to shave your face and neck.
  • You can play with toys all your life.
  • Your belly usually hides your big hips.
  • One wallet and one color for all seasons.
  • You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
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