New Year’s Eve

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Happy New Year everybody! I know its a bit early but I often suffer from premature congratulations! My new year’s resolution is to improve my powers of concentra… oh look a butterfly

 

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… Which means you have met your New Year’s resolution.

 

I made a new year’s resolution to stop being so optimistic about everything.

I’m 100% sure I can do it!

 

You know you have hit a new low when you celebrate New Year online on Facebook.

 

I’ve thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year’s resolution.

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I stopped making New Year Resolutions once I realized they were lasting no longer than my New Year Hangovers.

 

It’s a good job Apple isn’t in charge of New Year; we’d all be expecting 2012 and get 2011S instead.

 

My new year’s resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall.

And I plan on sticking to it.

 

New Year’s celebrations already under way in Sydney.

Typical Aussies, can’t wait to start boozing.

 

Being a young person and trying to remember New Year’s Eve on New Year’s Day is how I’d imagine it is for an old person trying to remember the war. We’ve all got stories, but no one knows for sure what happened.

 

I’ll never forget our countdown to the new year. There were four of us, me, my wife and our one year old twins…But they don’t count.

 

A dog’s New Year’s Resolution:

I will not chase that stick unless I actually see it leave his hand!

 

I won’t be making any new year’s resolutions this year.

Last year I got all dizzy and felt sick.

 

I’ve broken my New Year’s resolution already.

I said I wouldn’t contradict myself this year and I just haven’t.

 

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.