Renaming Christmas Carols

Christmas-carolersDo you know these Christmas songs?

.1. Colorless Yule

.2. Castanean-colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration

.3. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors

.4. Righteous Darkness

.5. Arrival Time: 2400 Hrs.. Weather: Cloudless

.6. Loyal Followers Advance

.7. Far Off in a Feeder

.8. Array the Corridors

.9. Bantam Male Percussionist

10. Monarchal Triad

11. Nocturnal Noiselessness

12. Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers

13. Red Man En Route to Borough

14. Frozen Precipitation Commence

15. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle

16. The Quadruped with the Vermillon Proboscis

17. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant

18. Delight for this Planet

19. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings

20. The Dozen Festive 24 Hour Intervals



7 thoughts on “Renaming Christmas Carols”

  1. 1. White Christmas
    2 chestnuts roasting on an open fire
    3all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
    5 it came upon a midnight clear
    6 onward Christian soldiers?
    7away in a manger
    8 deck the halls
    9 little drummer boy
    10 we three kings
    11silent night
    13 Santa Claus is coming to town
    14 let it snow
    16 rudolf the red nosed reindeer
    18 joy to the world
    19 hark the herald angels sing
    20 twelve days of Christmas

  2. 1: White Christmas,
    2: Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
    3: All I want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth,
    4: ?
    5: It Came upon the Midnight Clear
    6: Onward Christian Soldiers (is that technically an xmas song?,
    7: Away In A Manger,
    8: Deck The Halls,
    9: Little Drummer Boy,
    10: We Three Kings,
    11: Silent Night,
    12: God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen,
    13: Here Comes Santa Claus,
    14: Let It Snow,
    15: Go Tell It On The Mountain (is that an xmas song either?),
    16: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,
    17: ?,
    18: Joy To The World,
    19: Hark! The Herald Angel Sings (Hark was always my favorite angel),
    20: The Twelve Days of Xmas.

  3. Scott: yes! you got the ones I didn’t (4, 6, 17).
    I’m still not comfortable with our answers for 15. It’s not really an xmas song; it’s a traditional gospel number. I just can’t think of any alternatives, and I don’t want to resort to google…

  4. If #1 is supposed to be “White Christmas,” then the clue should not have been “colorless yule,” but “colorful yule.” White is the presence of all colors…black the absence of all. Just sayin’

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