Happy Halloween

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1. So…What’d you get in the sack?

2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!

3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!

4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!

5. I got the best piece from that house.

6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!

7. Stick your hand in and guess what you’re feeling….

8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!

9. They’ll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.

10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn’t get my mouth around it!

11. She’s a goblin!

12. Let me see your bag….OH! You’re having a great night!

13. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.

14. She’s got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.

15. If you just lick it, it’ll last longer.

16. Show me your JuJuBees and I’ll let you see my Zagnuts.

17. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth…

18. You scared me stiff!

19. He’s got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

20. Trick or treat?


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You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
10.    You get winded from knocking on the door.
9.    You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8.    You ask for high fiber candy only.
7.    When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6.    People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," and you're not wearing a mask.
5.    When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
4.    By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3.    You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2.    You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating...
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1.  You keep having to go home to pee. 
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