How to fart October 13, 2011 via To Share click →FacebookTwitterPinterestRedditTumblrWhatsAppEmailPrint
21 thoughts on “How to fart”
is it just for bathrooms or can we do it anywhere
It’s so confusing. I’m just glad there’s a book that will teach us the proper way.
I seem to have the opposite problem! Hell, farting is the easy part.
JIM is that you ??
I’m with you, monty, it just seems to come naturally to me…quite often…frequently even.
Thank you so much for this post! For 56 I have been holding it in because no one ever told me how! Finally I know. Now, if you’ll excuse me …
“Oops I crapped my pants”
Do those actually work? Depends….
I’ve always known this as “the fartal position”.
A few years ago I accidentally swallowed a watch. I didn’t know what to do so I read a book like this just to pass the time.
I’m glad I picked up this book today. I thought I knew how to pass gas, but now it escapes me.
Sounds like you’re doing it right to me, butt I’m no expert.
I met the author at a book signing party. It was a huge blowout.
I had a heated debate about this book with a friend over lunch. He had a cabbage dish, I had beans. Then we aired our differences.
With great intestinty I’m sure.
We could make an instructional video. It would star Vladimir “Pootin” Putin…
“Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat ’em, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel, so have some beans with every meal.”
The one thing I’m surprised that no one has mentioned yet is how dirty the floor of the male toilets get, half these guys can’t even aim straight!
I hear ya!
(comment extender to get past the “its too short” Nazi… I’m starting to get a complex… I don’t have a camera so I’m not sure how the word got out)
Someone should have passed on the instruction leaflet to this young lass
i’ve always been partial to jumping jacks myself.
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