21 thoughts on “How to fart”

  1. Thank you so much for this post! For 56 I have been holding it in because no one ever told me how! Finally I know. Now, if you’ll excuse me …

  2. A few years ago I accidentally swallowed a watch. I didn’t know what to do so I read a book like this just to pass the time.

  3. I had a heated debate about this book with a friend over lunch. He had a cabbage dish, I had beans. Then we aired our differences.

  4. “Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat ’em, the more you toot.
    The more you toot, the better you feel, so have some beans with every meal.”

  5. The one thing I’m surprised that no one has mentioned yet is how dirty the floor of the male toilets get, half these guys can’t even aim straight!

  6. I hear ya!

    (comment extender to get past the “its too short” Nazi… I’m starting to get a complex… I don’t have a camera so I’m not sure how the word got out)

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