Month: August 2011

At a wedding party recently someone yelled, “All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living.”
      
The bartender was crushed to death.

Thanks Gene

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, ” Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on; it doesn’t matter to me. I just love it ! “

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, ” No kidding…………………….. I’m in Congress too. What state are you from ? “

Thanks  Gene

Thanks Sandra R

Thanks Mike (From Spain)

Louis CK on Conan O’Brien

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