Three good arguments that Jesus was …

There  were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
   1.He  called everyone brother.
   2.He  liked Gospel.
   3.He  didn’t get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
   1.He  went into His Father’s business.
   2.He  lived at home until he was 33.
   3.He  was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure  He was God.

  But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was  Italian:
   1.He talked with His hands. 
   2.He had wine with His meals.
   3.He used olive oil.

  But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 
   1.He never cut His hair. 
   2.He walked around barefoot all the time. 
   3.He started a new religion.

 But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American  Indian:
  1.He was at peace with nature. 
   2.He ate a lot of fish.
   3.He talked about the Great Spirit.

 But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 
    1.He never got married. 
   2.He was always telling stories.
   3.He loved green pastures.

 But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that  Jesus was a woman: 
    1.He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food..
   2.He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it. 
   3.And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there  was still work to do.

 Can I get an AMEN  ?? 

Thanks Fabian

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