A new store

Two young businessmen in Nevada were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up.

One said to the other, “I’ll bet that any minute some senile senior citizen is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we’re selling.”

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, “What are you sellin’ here?”

One of the men replied sarcastically, “We’re selling ass-holes.”

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, “You must be doing well. Only two left.”

Seniors — don’t mess with them, They didn’t get old by being stupid!

Thanks Gene

2 thoughts on “A new store”

  1. Small town in Texas, and every day Old Chet sees it get smaller as another youngun moves out to find a job in the city. Saturday morning and Chet is sittin’ on the bench in front of the gas station wonderin’ who’ll be next to leave when a city slicker in a fancy convertible pulls up to the gas pump. While the gas is pumping, the Young Slick looks up and down the main street. Seeing Old Chet sittin on the bench, Slick asks, “Hey old timer! How long has this town been dead?” Old Chet looks at Slick, looks up the street, looks down the street, then back at Slick and answers, “Well, if it’s any indication, you’re the first buzzard that’s landed.”

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