Jonco ponders the selections for the next caption contest.
“Gee, I wonder where my birth certificate is?”
I say old man, do you have any gray poop-on? I’m looking for something to throw.
“Rapture! Wasn’t there going to be a Rapture?”
Am I my brother’s keeper, or my Keeper’s brother?
Hahaha…………
Excellent .
I thought of a couple:
1. Where can all that missing matter be? It does not add up!
2. What if the Apes could speak and where actually more intelligent than those filthy Humans.
Gorilla my dreams, where are you?…
♫ Start spreadin the news, I’m leavin today.
I want to wake up in a city that never sleeps
And find I’m A-number-one, top of the list,
King of the hill, A-number-one…♫
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“Wow that’s a tall building!”
(He’s in an Empire State of mind.)
Hey Dave, can you stop monkeying around and gorilla dozen more pork steaks?
Just look at my boy up there. He’s a real vine kid. A chimp off the old block.
Can’t stomp thinking about Jungle Bits and Pieces famous commenter, Miss Silverback.
LOL
Scott would go ape over this contest.
I think he would go bananas!
So, Einstein was right…… mmmm….
Hmmmmm…worldwide poverty…crime…wars….lying and corrupt politicians…working in deadend jobs…and you say it’s called EVOLUTION???? Darwin, you’re such a kidder!
Closer,closer, keep making those faces buddy, almost there, ooooh, inside the 50% hit range,this is gonna make my day.
My grandpa stole my nose, and never gave it back.
Did I remember to fill Miss Charlotte’s gas tank?
Cogito ergo sum, MoFo!
Reminds me of the Three Stooges quote from Curly: “I’m tryin’ to think but nothin’ happens!”
“Hmm, to throw poop or not to throw poop.”
Do I ooooooooh and ahhhhhhhhh or OO OO AHHH AHHH!
LMAO love that one
“Wow! A² + B² really does equal C²”
Daydream believer… ♫
If peanut oil comes from peanuts, where does baby oil come from?
“Wow,I could’a had a V-8!”
I wonder if I should run for re-election in 2012.
No, I don’t think I could vote for Sarah Palin.
That would show a sign of real intelligence
“Damn…what DID I do with those car keys?!”
apeX Thinking — I think, therefore I am……. I think (*Carlin)
Jonco ponders the selections for the next caption contest.
“Gee, I wonder where my birth certificate is?”
I say old man, do you have any gray poop-on? I’m looking for something to throw.
“Rapture! Wasn’t there going to be a Rapture?”
Am I my brother’s keeper, or my Keeper’s brother?
Hahaha…………
Excellent .
I thought of a couple:
1. Where can all that missing matter be? It does not add up!
2. What if the Apes could speak and where actually more intelligent than those filthy Humans.
Gorilla my dreams, where are you?…
♫ Start spreadin the news, I’m leavin today.
I want to wake up in a city that never sleeps
And find I’m A-number-one, top of the list,
King of the hill, A-number-one…♫
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“Wow that’s a tall building!”
(He’s in an Empire State of mind.)
Hey Dave, can you stop monkeying around and gorilla dozen more pork steaks?
Just look at my boy up there. He’s a real vine kid. A chimp off the old block.
Can’t stomp thinking about Jungle Bits and Pieces famous commenter, Miss Silverback.
LOL
Scott would go ape over this contest.
I think he would go bananas!
So, Einstein was right…… mmmm….
Hmmmmm…worldwide poverty…crime…wars….lying and corrupt politicians…working in deadend jobs…and you say it’s called EVOLUTION???? Darwin, you’re such a kidder!
Closer,closer, keep making those faces buddy, almost there, ooooh, inside the 50% hit range,this is gonna make my day.
My grandpa stole my nose, and never gave it back.
Did I remember to fill Miss Charlotte’s gas tank?
Cogito ergo sum, MoFo!
Reminds me of the Three Stooges quote from Curly: “I’m tryin’ to think but nothin’ happens!”
“Hmm, to throw poop or not to throw poop.”
Do I ooooooooh and ahhhhhhhhh or OO OO AHHH AHHH!
LMAO love that one
“Wow! A² + B² really does equal C²”
Daydream believer… ♫
If peanut oil comes from peanuts, where does baby oil come from?
“Wow,I could’a had a V-8!”
I wonder if I should run for re-election in 2012.
No, I don’t think I could vote for Sarah Palin.
That would show a sign of real intelligence
“Damn…what DID I do with those car keys?!”
apeX Thinking — I think, therefore I am……. I think (*Carlin)
…Lemon curry?