Open Mic Sunday

24 thoughts on “Open Mic Sunday”

1. Toilet paper. Folder or a Scruncher?

   • What, no wrappers?

     • Scruncher. Textured surface gets the job done better.

2. Folder, if you scrunch, you dont know where the, um, yeah, “stuff” you’re wiping off is going, if you fold it goes where it’s supposed to, for the most part.

   • Agreed! I am a Folder too!

     • Maybe more important is “over” or “under”? I am definitely for “over”. How else could the room service folks fold the end of the paper roll?

       • over, how else do ya find it in the dark?

         • Definitely over!

       • Definitely under if your have small children or cats.

3. folder-

   what is the best kind of house to own in twister county?

   i was thinking cement walls. but after this week i am thinking nuclear bunker.

   • Anthony, where have you been?
     I think that the best house to have in twister country is a motor home so that you can get the Hell out of Dodge before the poop hits the fan…

   • Good to see you here again.

   • my oldest is a senior this year and there is a lot i seem to have to do. prom, sports, trips, graduation, pictures. and i have the vans so i get to do all the driving.

4. I live in a brick house and have had a twister put five trees through the neighbor-across-the-street’s roof. Our house was fine, but theirs was brick as well. We do have a concrete block basement, which is about as sturdy as you can get.

5. I live in a crappy matchstick house with 2X4 construction and would be blown to smithereenzzz if put through a twister. I can’t believe that they would have built a house like this in the north. When it’s -40 and windy, it’s colder inside than outside. Sheeesh! Thank goodness for woodstove backup.
   And I know when to fold ’em. 🙂

   • Bella everyone knows you live in an igloo.

   • that’s what i always got when i lived in Alaska

     • I just want to pinch your cute cheeks. You are truly a good man! You and all your family. Kisses!

6. Hey, sorry Jonco, no sweep for your Cardinals!

   • Maybe we can have Conrad play for the Braves only during the month of May…

   • We’ll settle for 2 out of 3 all the time. Especially with Pujols not being productive.

     • Good games, though. I loves me some baseball!

       • WINdians, duh! 🙂

7. I just wanted to mention that it is beyond belief… what those folks are going through from the Tornado. I didn’t mean to make light of it.

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