25 thoughts on “Caption contest – 135”

  1. Call me an Fn mellon one more FN time and I will Fn shove this Fn mellon up your Fn ass and then Fn shoot the Fn shit out of you. Ok? Have a nice day at work sweetheart.

  2. You don’t need a gun to steal that melon. Just slip it under your dress and waddle like you’re pregnant.

  3. I’ll be doing that in a couple of weeks! The weather is getting nice and my new AR-15 should be on its way.

    Looking forward to blowing up some watermelons and cantaloupe.

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