Month: March 2011
Order in the court
A man is in court for murder and the judge says, ”You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.”
Then a voice at the back of the court says, ”You bastard.”
The judge continues, ”You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a hammer.”
Again the voice at the back of the court says, ”You bastard.”
The judge says, ”Now, we cannot have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! What is the problem?”
The man at the back of the court says, ”Fifteen years I lived next door to that bastard and everytime I asked to borrow a hammer he said he never had one!”
Happy Birthday Vincent van Gogh
B&P reader and artist, Fred Carrow, created this video last year to honor artist Vincent van Gogh who would be celebrating his 158th birthday today if he were alive.
Thanks Fred
Lord Cheesus
Face of Jesus Christ appears in three-cheese pizza
ALL hail Lord Cheesus – the holy apparition that appeared in a pizza.
In a purported “miracle”, the face of Jesus Christ has appeared on a three-cheese pizza made at Posh Pizza in New Farm, Brisbane.
And the image can be yours to enjoy.
Gallery: Religious apparitions
The shop, in the city’s Fortitude Valley, has put the slice on eBay, and as of this morning bidding was up to $153.
Thanks Tim J
This is not Short Bus Gus
B&P reader Sandie sends along a picture that sure looks like Gus driving a car. This isn’t Gus unless someone Photoshopped him, but it sure looks like him.
How do I know it’s not him? Gus can’t drive!
Thanks Sandie