A wife asks her husband, a computer programmer; “Could you please go to the store for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!”
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had eggs.”
she shouldn’t have said {if}, hahaha!
This should cover it…. 😛
#include
#include
int main() {
if ( Milk>1 )
// {
if ( eggs=1 )
Milk==6;
else
Milk==1;
// }
Basket==basket+milk;
}
LOL
–don’t ask a porn addict to do the shopping:
A wife asks her husband, a porn addict; “Could you please go to the store for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!”
A short time later the husband comes back with milk and condoms.
The wife asks him, “Why the hell did you buy condoms?
He replied, “I thought you said sex.”