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He’s talking to his girlfriend, but she keeps giving him “I’m busy” signals.
Is this the person to whom I am talking?
We have ways to make you talk…
Do you know how to telephony? He’s the one with the fake phone…
Woops, gotta go. Craig Ferguson is on…
I’ll call you later…
This invention has all the earmarks of a top seller.
It is really making an imprint on the market.
He’s dealing a hot hand.
He’s on the late night infomercial circuit pressing the flesh, so to speak.
He said I’d give a thumb and a finger to make this a success.
Next up the addition of a speaker phone, studies show it’ll be a handy tool.
He was inspired to succeed as a kid, every time Ma Bell-ted him.
I can hear her now….Alexander Graham, you’ll never amount to anything.
For some reason the Stones song “Back of my hand” keeps running through my mind.
For a song and dance you too can have one.
Or the Stones song “Under My Thumb.”
For that hard to handle business client.
You must concentrate on the business at hand.
I gotta hand it to ya, this was a good thread.
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