Because he turns water into margaritas. ….that WAS what happened, right?
Because he was from the barrio area of Bethlehem.
Because if he had been named anything else, nobody would have answered when someone shouted “Jesus Christ.”
So this is going to p!ss off those one or two people who come to this blog and complain that you are “anti-Christian” for the occasional entry poking fun at their religion (always deservedly, I might add, but they are very touchy):
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?
A: Jesus doesn’t have tattoos of a Mexican all over his body.
Because he turns water into margaritas. ….that WAS what happened, right?
Because he was from the barrio area of Bethlehem.
Because if he had been named anything else, nobody would have answered when someone shouted “Jesus Christ.”
So this is going to p!ss off those one or two people who come to this blog and complain that you are “anti-Christian” for the occasional entry poking fun at their religion (always deservedly, I might add, but they are very touchy):
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?
A: Jesus doesn’t have tattoos of a Mexican all over his body.