The new Zodiac signs

As you’ve heard there is a new Zodiac chart which most probably changed your sign.  I feel for those who tattooed their sign on their ass.  (Not really)

Here are the new signs and their corresponding dates:

  • Cancer signCapricorn: January 20- to February 16
  • Aquarius: February 16 to March 11
  • Pisces: March 11 to April 18
  • Aries: April 18 to May 13
  • Taurus: May 13 to June 21
  • Gemini: June 21 to July 20
  • Cancer: July 20 to August 10
  • Leo: August 10 to September 16
  • Virgo: September 16 to October 30
  • Libra: October 30 to November 23
  • Scorpio: November 23 to November 29
  • Ophiuchus: November 29 to December 17
  • Sagittarius: December 17 to January 20

I’ve been a Leo ever since I can remember.  And now all of a sudden I’ve been downgraded to a Cancer?

Why didn’t my previous horoscope warn me of this change?



40 thoughts on “The new Zodiac signs”

  1. I never tattooed anything on my ass, but I’ve always been an Aquarius, now all of a sudden I’m a friggen goat! WTF? Well I guess it could be worse, at least I’m familiar with Capricorn, I could be stuck with the new one that no one knows, not that any of this means shit any way.

  2. From what I understand if you were born previous to this announcement your sign does not change. I could be wrong on this one, but it is rather confusing. I was Scorpio and now Libra. What do I care anyway.

  3. Wait!…You mean there are still people in the 21st century that believe in this sh1t?? Quick…check CNN for late breaking news from the palm readers in Unicornville!

  4. Jonco – You’ve been downgraded to Cancer?? Why is that even a possibility?? Who did this to you?? How sick is that??
    This doesn’t sound good, please see Bella for advice on how to deal with that. Kick ass, buddy!


  5. Ah…. but but but… I’m a Scorpio… why do I have to be a fucking Virgo now? I’m not into the horoscope bullshit, but I always loved the idea of the scorpion as a visual representation of my passionate side. WHAT THE FUCK? And why is my boyfriend the Leo now a fucking Cancer?! He’s like a big cat, always wanting head rubs, and I loved that imagery of a lion that represents his affectionate side; it’s fitting.

    WHY IS MY BROTHER THE CANCER A GEMINI?! He’s always loved eating crab.


    I’m more into the representation than he actual voodoo magic bullshit of it all. But still, it pisses me off. NO WANT! I like being a scorpion; stingers raised when provoked!

  6. My question is: Why is Scorpio only running for 6 days now? This new sign, Ophiuchus, was brought up “because it was a constellation in the night sky in antiquity…”. So was Orion, so were the Big and Little Dipper…why not name Zodiac signs after them? I guess they’re just not trendy enough. Alright, if I followed Astrology, I’d be miffed at being a Sagittarius now (I didn’t read the article about not having to change signs), but it doesn’t really matter. It’s just one of those esoteric things people study when there’s nothing more important to study. I’m not talking about followers of Astrology – I’m talking about the so-called “scientists” who apparently have nothing better to do. Get back to some real work, you slackers.

  7. This is just some observations from a group of astronomers from the Minnesota Planetarium. Western astrology strictly adheres to the tropical zodiac, which is fixed to seasons. If you were a Libra, your still a Libra. And there is no Ophiuchus, at least not on the Zodiac chart.

  8. Apparently, this only affects people born after 2009. So everyone who already has a tattoo should be safe (unless you are a REALLY awful parent and gave your 1.5-yr-old a tattoo).

  9. The Ram
    March 21 to April 20 Aries Traits

    Adventurous and energetic
    Pioneering and courageous
    Enthusiastic and confident
    Dynamic and quick-witted

    Sorry, I ain’t changing!


    On the dark side…

    Selfish and quick-tempered
    Impulsive and impatient
    Foolhardy and daredevil

    On second thought!!!………

  10. I am, and will always be a cancer. I have my zodiac sign tattooed on my right shoulder blade. I am not a Gemini!!! Who ever decided to change the zodiac is full of it!! We have always based our zodiac on the Tropical moons. =P

  11. I’m staying where I’m at as a Sagittarius, I’m too old to change now and darn if I do. Besides I can’t even pronounce that new name. Doesn’t make any difference as I take horoscopes with a tongue in cheek theory anyway. Being a Sagittarius fits me anyway. Love the outdoors!!!

  12. I am an Aries (April 17th), but after having looked at the attributes of my new sign, which would be Pisces, it seems to make more sense. Either that or it’s all bullshit anyway…

  13. Not that I believe in any of it, but why after all these years does someone suddenly wake up one day and decide there needs to be another sign? Is this the only thing they can come up with to be remembered for, the person that added another sign to astrology? No thank you, I’m still a Gemini.

  14. These don’t change for those born previous to the announcement, however anyone born now, is supposedly supposed to abide by the new zodiac signs.

  15. I have been a cancer for 29 years and will not be changing…..i am a cancer through and through, and my husband will remain an aries!

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