Lucky dog poop
We went to the movies tonight. Anticipating the cold weather that is supposed to come in tonight I grabbed a heavier jacket from the closet. After the movie I put my jacket on and reached into my pocket and felt something I wasn’t expecting. A plastic bag tied in a knot. It didn’t take me long to realize that it was dog poop that I had picked up while walking the dogs a while back. It is nice and ‘crisp’. I must have put it in my pocket to toss out when I got home and obviously forgot about it. I’m trying to remember the last time I wore this jacket. It’s been at least a month or two ago.
Anybody want some New Year’s confetti?
Ewwwww….
Just..ewww.
Uh, officer, I don’t think that you want to search my belongings. It’s just a bag of sh1t…No, I mean real sh1t.
There’s a new twist! More people tend to get shit-faced.. and not at the movies. I hope you & Pat & Gus & Trixie have a Happy New Year!
I hope that doesn’t end up as a door prize at the next BABBQ.
That doggie deposit has the same value it had when you deposited it in your pocket, unlike the money you deposited into your savings account at the same time.
I kinda figured Jonco was full of crap…now I know.
This would have been a LOT more interesting if it had been found during an airport patdown.
DJ, I like the way you think.
Driving home from the show my radar detector went off and I started imagining what would happen if I were pulled over and searched. Would make a great story … later.
Psst…hey Jonco, do you know where I can get some good shit?
LOL Oh GOD, that makes me feel a lot better about leaving my tissues in my jacket pockets. XD
HAPPY NEW YEAR, YOU GAIS!
Well that’s Jonco’s problem. He should carry tissues instead of a Hankey.
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not a good start to the new year
Finding dog poop in your coat, or seeing Little Fockers?
I like how you used some unsuspecting person’s white jacket as a contrast background for showing us your pocket poop. If they only knew what they were good for that day…
LOL, they knew…. it was my grandson’s coat. He was reluctant to stand there as a backdrop for the picture.
It’s ok, we don’t see his face, so he’s just a jacket in the background here. XD
That’s why I have a cat. They bury their own stuff, so it never ends up in my pockets.
My cat poops in my vegetable box… little bastard.
Note to self: When invited to Miss S’s house for dinner, eat before arrival and stick with the bottled water.